I am not going to let life pass me by without doing something to leave my mark...quirky and imperfect as it may be! simply jami: simply for reals, simply me.
I was determined not to stay in the house all day today, so we got up and ready and headed to the park. Nice mommy. I even brought snacks and water. Good mommy. The kids played and I got to read my book. Happy mommy. We went out to lunch. Tired mommy. We got a milkshake with our meal AND ice cream cones after. Bad mommy.
While I was busy talking to a nice lady at the park, Eden helped herself and her brothers to the contents of my purse, which included the camera. I had no clue what they were up to until I downloaded the pictures. I guess I should be paying closer attention (OR maybe I will just invent a mild shock system for anyone who touches my purse besides moi! My mom used to get so mad when I got in her purse and I thought she was nuts. Oh mommy, I am so sorry. You were a good mommy and I was a naughty girl!)
We dined at Braum’s and we did have a reason to celebrate…we got to see Alex and Eliza and meet baby Lisa! The other day we were riding in the car and Landon said, "Mom, where's Alex?" He was so sad when I told him that he and Eliza moved away. We love the Wu's!
Looking at Eden and Carter with Lisa in these pictures made me think they would be great helpers with another one…if only their mom and dad had enough stamina to keep up.
Let Damian get home safely, and almost as importantly
please make sure that he doesn't enjoy the ride too much.
After we sent Damian back home to work, the kids and I planned to take full advantage of our time here in Colleyville with electricity. We got our air conditioning fix this morning and spent the afternoon at the park with our cousins.The kids got someenergy out and some sand inall those crevices sand should not be.
Note to self: take cute cousin pictures at the beginning of fun park outing, not the end.
How come no one in my circle of friends and family has clued me in on COSTA VIDA?
Disclaimer 1*:the rock was small, and when thrown did not leave a dent in either of the cars.
Disclaimer 2*: the light globe on top of the pole was already really loose before anyone scaled the pole.
**If my association with these children prevents my consumption of Costa Vida food or allows Costa Vida to refuse me service at any time in the future, then I claim no responsibility for them or their behavior.(I might know who their dad is though.)**
We spent the day at the Ft. Worth Zoo.I am not sure about my kids, but my favorite animals were the chimps.How amazing is it that they are so human-like yet oh so hairy?They were putting on quite a show for us today.
Picture this:
3 adult chimp and 1 little chimp just chillin’.Then all of a sudden, little chimp starts acting majorly hyperactive, swinging and running chimp-like all over the habitat.Out steps big chimp #1 and grabs little chimp’s wrist, wrestles him to the ground and then sits on him.No joke; Big ol’ chimp bootie on little chimp for a full on 30 seconds!After that scenario repeats itself a couple of times, big chimp grabs little chimp and puts him in a certified WWF headlock and proceeds to tickle little chimp, who laughs all loud and chimp-like.Then, picture a game of ‘you can’t get past me!’ with little chimp laughing when he gets smashed against the wall and big chimp mocking little chimp with a noogie and a chimp-like victory dance.All this is followed by a hug, cuddle, and a little picking the bugs out of your hair and eating them because I love you.
Seriously, I saw it all.It reminded me so much of life at our house (well, we don’t eat the bugs we get off each other though) that it made me wonder. We had a great time.Perfect weather, great company, and me wondering just how sure I am that chimp life wouldn’t be better than my life.Just think.All the play and no responsibilities!?The hair would get kinda itchy though, and I bet they don’t feed them chocolate in there.Never mind.
** I shouldn’t be allowed to type on my computer past 11 p.m.**
This is what I should have written about the zoo. I love stealing from other people's blogs! Thanks, Jen!
What was cool is that we even had Diego as our tour guide (see my Mom in her safari hat).
My sit and stand stroller can easily push along 4 kids.
Jeff and Ruth really are the cutest couple of the year!
Jami and Ava couldn't stop dancing - especially at the penguin exhibit where they both had "Happy Feet" and Nolan joined in.
Nolan loved the monkey's... probably because he acts like one half the time. With all of his grunts - I figured I could just leave him there at the zoo and he could quite possibly fit in.
My Mom truly loves being a Mimi. I love watching her with her grand kids, and thinking about the joy that she must have gotten out of raising us. I try to remember that when I'm pulling my hair out in my current stage of life. I love how she's always there to help and assist... and puts aside any of her own plans, desires or wants just to be with the kids. It means a lot to me...
Nolan actually held onto my Mom's hand for a while... the kid hates hand holding and LOVES to explore. After I was buckling Nolan in for the 50th time, Damian was like "Plip, there are like 6 adults here that can help look after him that you don't need to have him in the stroller all the time." I said, okay - watch this. I got Nolan out and he just took off... D was so great to tag behind him... and even take him into the bird atrium with him. It's the cutest thing to see your brothers with your kids.
Jeff had fun taking the kids in the little underground dome thing to show them all the snake food - aka mice.
Ava told us that penguins are now her favorite animal - kinda figured that after wanting to rewatch "Surf's Up" over and over... she loves her some Cody Maverick!
Damian had Eden do a pull-up on a tree branch - so naturally Ava had to join in and do the same. I think she'd jump off a cliff if Eden or Carter did... she just adores her cousins!
As we were leaving Ava and Damian were "racing" to the front of the zoo. It was so cute to see them together and cute to see Ava running her little bootie off!! She did pretty good, maybe she'll be a runner like her Daddy and like her Mom once was.
Damian pointing out the crocodile that rides the short bus.
Night #2 without air conditioning was so not cool.No pun intended.We all woke up uncomfortable and sweaty, and by 10 am all of the kids’ hair was matted to their faces.When we heard it would most likely a week until our power was restored, we waved our white flag and loaded up the car for Damian's parents.
We left behind tons of work cleaning up around our house, but we knew it would be there when we got back and we knew Jeff and Ruth were still in town.We LOVE Ruth!She is down to earth, great with kids, helpful, thoughtful, intelligent, and perfect for Jeff!They are so cute together!
I got to take their engagement pictures.Engagement shoots are probably my favorite sittings because the couples are always so happy, and for lack of a better word it is intimate.Once they get comfortable, I get to see the chemistry between them and how they really interact.It is fun challenge for me to try to capture that with my camera, and to be honest I am a hopeless romantic so I just can’t get enough!(So Damian, if you are ever wondering why I come home from a photo shoot ready for a hot date, now you know.)Jeff and Ruth are so cute together!Did I say that already?I had so much fun spending time with them and couldn’t be happier for their upcoming marriage…in, um, two weeks!
Amazing what the insulation of an interior closet will do! I slept like a baby until Carter woke me up at 3 am because he had to go to the bathroom. He went right back to sleep, but I found Damian pacing the floor looking worried. He said if any of the windows were going to blow it would be in the kids rooms, so he headed upstairs to barricade them with their mattresses. I sat in the hallway literally too scared to move, but wanting to follow my husband around like a puppy dog so he could protect me. I have never been in a storm like that, nor heard our house shake and rattle as it was pounded with sheets of rain and relentless gusts of 70-90 mph howling winds.
As the sun came up, and we realized the worst was over we were relieved to find that we were still standing with no major damage! As soon as the rain let up, we were anxious to get out and see how the rest of the neighborhood fared. To sum it up, we were so lucky! Several trees around our neighborhood snapped like toothpicks, although some of our nearby neighbors weren’t. We saw many houses damaged, and some even with trees through them. Even 70 miles from the coast, hurricane Ike left major damage in his path.
The power went out last night about 11 pm, and we along with 4 million other Houstonians are still in the dark. According to our battery powered radio, it could be up to a month to restore power to everyone. We are also being told that all water needs to be boiled because of a sewer back up into the water supply. Schools in our district will remain closed for a week, along with many other businesses who incurred damage. I am so grateful we had a little warning and were prepared, but nothing can quite prepare you to brace yourself for the heat and humidity when you are used to the comfort provided by air conditioning! Things could have been a LOT worse, so we will take a little sweat. We, along with all of Houston, are glad that Ike took a hike! So sorry to all those in the northeast who are now suffering his wrath.
You could feel the panic and anxiety in the air today.Everyone is scrambling to prepare for Hurricane Ike.It has already hit Galveston basically wiped away the west beaches and is charted to come straight over us.Everyone within a 100 mile radius is stocking up on gas, batteries, food, water and ice.The stores are absolutely crazy, and their shelves are literally empty. (I found it humorous that almost everyone viewed large amounts of beer and alcohol as essentials in addition to the water and ice.)Most gas stations have run out of gas, and those left with it have cars waiting over an hour to fill up.The ATM’s have no cash.The hardware stores are completely sold out of their plywood and generators, and yards have been emptied as everything movable has been brought inside or thrown in backyard pools.
We are grateful that we have been taught by our church leaders to prepare for times like this, although it is hard not to become victims of panic like everyone else as we braced for the storm. However, as a gift to me and my family I had this incredible fatigue that knocked me out for a good 3 hour nap today. A gift because I know I would have been a mess stressing over what was about to happen. I am confident I would have been anervous wreck!
These are some of the other things we did to prepare:
- filled all of our bathtubs and sinks with water (to use for toilet water or bathing)
- made sure both our cars had full tanks
- replenished our cash stash (what happened to the last one???)
- checked our battery supply, flashlights, and radio to make sure they worked
- took apart the trampoline
- took the canopy and swings off the swing set
- brought in all the pots, chairs, table, toys, grill, and our pink flamingo (joking)
- made sure all toilets were scrubbed (all toilets should be clean before any natural disaster, right?)
- verified we had all our important documents protected
- grilled all the meat we could and stuffed ourselves with ice cream (melted ice cream would be such a shame!)
- bought a shotgun (apparently we are of the mind: ‘you loot, we shoot’)
- set up our beds in the master closets (Eden was so excited!)
- cleaned our house from top to bottom (have you figured out I am a little OCD yet?)
- cleaned out our garage (see above, but actually Damian started this one)
- moved our furniture away from the big windows
- took pictures of all our belongings for insurance (I knew I cleaned for a reason)
- backed up all our documents and pictures onto external hard drives (I was solely thinking of not wanting to let down the readers of my blog)
Before we barricaded ourselves in for the night, we took a walk around the neighborhood.It was almost eerily quiet except for the wind that was already fiercely blowing. I tried to take some pictures that would show how strong the gusts already were.
(Darn good thing Damian doesn't have a blog!)
The kids wanted to fly a kite, but apparently dollar store Spiderman kites
aren’t made for hurricane force winds.
The final calm before the storm was this amazing sunset, which I did not edit at all!
Damian had to remind me several times that we have done all that we can to prepare, so we just need to relax and enjoy the hurricane.Yes, Damian was excited to ride the storm out, and had he not been afraid the windows would have blown out if he opened the door he would have gone outside at the height of it all to have the ‘real experience.’We hunkered down as the wind howled, grateful we had a sturdy (hopefully) house to keep us warm and dry.
"Eden, for your birthday I am going to eat lots of beans and buy you a fluffy monkey bra." (somebody tell me how disturbed I should be with this bra obsession)
"Our family has a lot of issues."
"You are making me want to say potty talk right now." Why do I want to make you talk naughty? "Because you asked me to bring the gel over to you!"
"You are 32? That is soooo old. I can't even count that high!"
Why did you pee on the carpet Landon? "Because I didn't stop and think about it, but next time I will!"
Landon what does your line leader sticker from preschool mean? "It means all the kids in my class followed me around all day. I took them to California."
"I am thinking a bad word right now. If I say it out loud am I going to get in trouble?"
How come you were sleeping so long? "I had to sleep till all my dreams came true." What did you want to come true? "I wanted to get enough beauty sleep to grow a beard."
"Dad, next time Carter needs his band aid changed, rip it off like a man!"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I am going to be just a plain daddy who rides four wheelers and sells bras."
Look, that lady has a big baby in her tummy! "Mom, why did that lady eat her baby?"
You made a huge mess! With pride: "YES I DID!"
Lean over your plate when you take a bite. "Mom, you are being bossy and I don't need any more instructions. Is this when you call me a smart Alex?"
"Please bless us that we will be safe and that we won't end up floating in space."
"Hold on. I have to tell my brain something."
"Where is heaven on the map?"
"Dad, if you invite me to your birthday party I'll get you a canoe."
"My hands smell like a volcano!"
While saluting: "I'm on it Captain!"
"I know what Carter's middle name is! Farter!"
When I drop him off at a friend's house to play: "I really need a piece of gum because my breath stinks AND my hair is sticking up!"
"Eden, do you have a headache from going to school?"
"I am now going to give myself a wedgie!"
Carter was getting in trouble at the dinner table and Landon says under his breath, "Let's have a round of applause for Landon!"
"Mom, can we PLEASE wreck your minivan in a few days so we can get a red speed car? Please?"
"Dad, where are you?" In the bathroom. "Are you taking a dump?"
"My girlfriend is bigger than me."
Landon, if you open the door while I am going to the bathroom I am going to give you a spank. "A big one or a little one?"
"I want to smell my breath."
"I am not going to be happy until your minivan turns into a jetski."
"Just one more cuddle and then you can take care of the dishes, ok mom?"
Landon, why aren't you wearing any underwear? "I don't like underwear and I am not going to wear them EVERYday!"
"Where is the green paint for the love of Pete?"
To dad at bedtime: "That is enough cuddles. Mommy is coming."
"Santa Claus is bringing me a baby brother and a remote control boat." What if he brings you a baby sister? "Then I'll just send her back."
While Trick or Treating: "That lady hooked me up!"
"Cuddle me far away. Your breath is stinky."
"When you put gel in my hair my haircut gets all mixed up!"
Landon, go to bed! "I can't! My pillow is not working."
"Don't be a punk, mom!" Landon, don't say that it's not nice. "Then Mom, don't be a terd!"
"Ow! Owww! OUCH!!" What's wrong? "I am pulling my hair!"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I want to be just like Carter!"
"Mom, that is enough talking."
I was struggling to put on a skirt I hadn’t worn in a while and I looked down and saw Landon staring at me with a puzzled look on his face. “Do you need me help you, mom?”
A lady at the store that was talking to Landon said, "You are so cute, and what is your name?" With a big ol' smile Landon proudly answered, "TROUBLE!"
Landon, what am I going to do with you? "Nothing because I am the cutest boy in the world!"
CARTER (age 6)
"Eden, for your birthday I am going to name my special freckle after you."
Name 5 things you love about yourself: "I'm cool, my muscles, my leg muscles (does that count?), I'm funny, I have a mom and dad who like to cuddle me, and I have a lot of friends."
"Don't worry mom. I asked Santa for all the expensive presents so you can have more money."
While holding a bowling pin above his head, "Landon, come here. I am NOT going to hit you with a bowling pin!"
"Lick kissing is against the rules, Landon!"
"Mom, you're the bomb.com!"
"Matthew's girlfriend is hot! I think I love her." (Oh dear)
"I've been in this world a looong time." Well, what do you think? "I think that was a really weird question you just asked me."
I love you, Carter. "FYI: I hear that a LOT."
"This is my ladies personality: (in a slow low voice) Hey Ladies, come and get me."
"Mom, someone was ringing on your phone!"
"I am going to have a girlfirend as cute as Aunt Ruth and she is going to like me back!"
"Mom, you're the one causing all the drama!"
"When I look at my rockstar jammies they make me want to dance!"
"Mom, why are your toes getting so so skinny?" Is the rest of me getting skinny? "Um, no."
"Eden, are you lonely?"
"I recognize those tickles, Dad!"
"...and please bless Santa Claus to get here safely and his reindeer that they might have the energy and strength to fly."
Landon, you have to wear underwear to bed. Everyone wears underwear to bed. "Na-uh! I bet the Lamanites never wore underwear to bed!"
"Can I have another cookie?" No. You've already had 2. "If you give me three I promise I will be quiet for a LOOOONG time!"
"My favorite hair is ponytails." How come? "Because that's the way the cheerleaders wear it."
Carter, you just dumped all the salt out! "Well, it's okay. You can just clean it up."
"What should I do if I want to be a giant when I grow up?"
"Mom, I want to take you out to dinner for your birthday but I can't drive yet."
"I love to exercise!" What do you like to do? "Watch the video."
"Mom, I will pay you a hundred bucks if you'll be nice!"
"Daaaad, stop tickling me!" Why? "Because I am going to run out of laughs!"
"Can I take a shower?" Why? "Because I am all sweaty from pushing a really big poopie out!"
"Aunt Megan, I have to go potty!" Number 1 or 2? "I have to go 100!"
"...and please bless the bug sprayer guy that he will get here safely."
EDEN (age 8)
"OooOooOoogre face. My Ogre face." Um, you know it says POKER face, right? "For real?"
"Can I introduce you to a new friend? Everyone, I would like for you to meet Mr. Midget Pencil. We are very close. Mom, he means a lot to me. Please don't throw him away."
"We are going to have a dance party every night so we can be on YouTube!"
"Dad, these milkshakes are awesome! I can totally tell you worked at Wendy's."
"Where does Santa Claus get all that money for presents? Our taxes?"
"That is annoying and freaky on so many levels!"
"Carter, you better get over here before mom's head blows off!"
"Chocolate cake! My one and only true love!" (to which Damian replies, "If you treat it like that it really is going to be.")
"...and please bless my mom to have more patience..."
"Dad, come eat dinner with us and you should probably put on some clothes that match."
"I do trust you mom, just not with chocolate!"
"I don’t want to be on the swim team." Why not?"I don’t want to be around all those boys swimming in girl underwear!"
"There is something really wrong about that bug!" What?"It’s too BIG!"
When I asked her opinion on a shirt I was trying on: "It looks cute if you want to buy it and then go on a diet."