I am not going to let life pass me by without doing something to leave my mark...quirky and imperfect as it may be! simply jami: simply for reals, simply me.
It was so magical to be out of the close quarters of our all too familiar minivan! I finally got to see Macy and the cuteness of those chubby cheeks! Linds and Jeff adore that baby girl, and are such good parents already. I knew they would be!
As you can tell by the pictures of Landon sacked out, we played hard today! We met up at Draper park for a pizza dinner and some more play.
It was hard to leave Kevin and Megan’s new place this morning.Of course because we love them, but also because they spoiled us!The moving company delivered their stuff yesterday, but that didn’t stop them from having a yummy BBQ dinner and soft clean beds ready for us to sleep in when we got there at 10 p.m.!!Then we woke up to the scrumptious smell of breakfast casserole wafting from the kitchen.The best part was that Megan had all the kids ‘helping’ her while we slept in.Wonder Woman!Thanks Megan!
They live in a great condo right next a really nice park that the kids loved playing at this morning, and I am positive Kevin and Megan were relieved to get their energetic little bodies out of their house before too many things got broken.It was fun to see them again and I love that I will be able to visualize where they are now.The mountains were gorgeous and the weather was actually a little chilly this morning…a welcomed break!They sent us off packed with sandwiches and treat for the last leg of our 9 hour trip to Draper.See, totally spoiled!Love them!Miss them!Can’t talk about them anymore or I’ll cry.
We made it to Draper!Seriously, phew.I am so done with road trips for a while!My brother-in-law, Steve, brought 3 of the cousins over when we got here.Isn’t family the best?We got to hear all about their recent 2 week trip to Thailand and the cousins were so excited to play.Now I can’t wait to get my hands on baby Macy, my brand new niece, tomorrow!
We have had to cancel four swimming lessons due to rain, but our yard needs it and this is the next best thing... here are some pictures of the kids playing in the recent downpours!
You might be asking yourself, “Just what is a hair poo?”I believe the term hair poo was coined by my grandmother, Doris Dudley.The history behind the hair poo: Grandma would offer a small amount of money in exchange for a relaxing and thorough scalp massage.Most of the grandkids would jump at the chance to earn a few shiny coins to spend in Dudley’s laundry mat vending machines, to play Pac Man with or get a treat at Tastee Freeze.A coin or two was enough incentive for us that Grandma was put to sleep almost every night we were there on vacation with a hair poo.Well, that is until Grandpa spoiled all the grandkids by supplying us with rolls of quarters whenever we visited.
The hair poo then went from being a paid chore to a service of love for all who were willing to spoil Grandma.If you knew my Grandma you would know that she needs lots of relaxing and can always use a little more TLC!(Both she and Grandpa are 85 and still work everyday to help to run their family business!)
Desire to be the recipient of a hair poo must be somewhat genetic, due to the frequent requests I have received from my dad.I never minded playing with his silver hair though because I would do anything for my dad, and also because I felt like it was in my job description as his favorite daughter!
I, too, inherited the need for hair poos gene.I guess I somewhat expected my children to fill their hair role like I dutifully filled mine, so tonight I asked for one.You would have thought I asked them if they wanted ice cream they were so excited.Eden had me lay down, told me to relax and brought me a magazine.She then instructed Carter to ‘keep her busy’ and she disappeared.Ten minutes later she had the whole family room covered in hair paraphernalia.Two hours later, it was not quite what I expected but it was fun despite my massive headache and severe loss of hair.
Toadie, any one of our resident frogs, was captured this morning after a long battle.Poor Toadie.
Toadie suffered poking with several blunt objects (including but not excluding fingers, sticks, and straws), near squashing with a wooden spoon, incubation inside a pitcher, and most definitely trauma.
Toadie made several valiant escape attempts but he was clearly outnumbered.
After surrendering, Toadie willingly posed for pictures and was then released (dropped) to go lick his wounds.For his sake I hope Toadie only comes back to eat the bugs when it’s dark.
What an awesome country we live in! How we celebrated America's birthday... weswam,had a BBQ with Kevin and Megan (who just drove back into town for the weekend to pack up their stuff and make us miss them even more), and just spent time together as a family enjoying the many freedomswe have!
As soon as it got dark we headed outside for fireworks with our awesome neighbors. Texans know how to celebrateIndependence Day! We sat in our cul-de-sac and enjoyed fireworks from all the other streets, they seriously spent some cash but we enjoyed so thanks! Then we ended our celebration with Chocolate Chocolate Chip Bunt Cake (our favorite chocolate cake recipe, thanks Bridgette!) and Blue Bell Millennium Moo ice cream! The perfect ending to a great day, and the best way to cheat on a diet!
Damian’s Grandma Hunt sent this email. I couldn't believe it was Jay Leno who wrote it, but it really hit home!We are blessed and happy to live in this beautiful country...God bless the USA!
" As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan, nor have I ever been,
but this is not about Bush, it is about us, as Americans, and it seems to
hit the mark 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across
some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the
source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67percent of Americans are
unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle
dragger I am, I started thinking,
"What are we so unhappy about?''
A. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a
week?
B. Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
and heating in the winter?
C. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
D. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see
more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? E. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and trucks from the Pacific
Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present
identification papers as we move through each state?
F. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the
way that can provide temporary shelter?
G. I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around
the world is just not good enough either.
H. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and
provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to
take you to the hospital.
I. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home.
J. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use
top notch equipment to extinguish the flames, thus saving you, your
family, and your belongings.
K. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar
or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest
will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.
L. This, all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias
raping and pillaging the residents, Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own
cell phones and computers. M. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy
that are the envy of everyone in the world?
Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks unhappy.
Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.
I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no
plan to get us out?The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president who cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks, the commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?
Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this
news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around
for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about
it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you
personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day. Make no mistake about it. The
troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases
may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this
country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an 'other than honorable'' discharge
or, worst case scenario, a "dishonorable" discharge after a few days in the
brig.
So, why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
Americans?
Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads
and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with
blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner?
The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They
offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by
'justifying' them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a
murderer like O.J Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife,
but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!
Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of
your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as country.There is exponentially more good than bad.We are among the most blessed people on Earth and shouldthank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.'
Today was Damian’s weekly date with our lawn mower. Since we moved into this house with a monster backyard that I love, I have been trying to convince him to pay someone else to mow it. Partly due to my jealousy of him spending more time with the mower than me, and partly because I feel guilty watching him out there pushing a mower back and forth for hours in the sticky hotter than he** heat. Sometimes my guilt sends me out to weed, but only after the sun sets.
Today we had the neighborhood crew running around in the back while he was mowing. When Damian (a.k.a. Mr. Clean) finished, he went to hose himself off before he came inside but felt the urge to spray some kids nearby first. Of course the kids were delighted, but I am not so sure about their parents when we sent them home dripping. Sorry Heather!
I was laughing my head off at Mr. Clean after the aforementioned water fight because he was determined that all the kids would be grass-free prior to walking on the freshly blown driveway. He hosed each one of them down individually and then one final time to make sure they passed inspection to walk on the concrete. Yes, my cute and somewhat OCD husband was worried about grass meeting concrete.
Eden is the happiest girl…when she is BUSY!She doesn’t let an hour go by when she isn’t asking, “What we are going to do next?”She’s got too much energy for me, but I love her for it!She makes me realize I need to take time out to plan activities and to just learn to go with the flow- her flow.
This lifestyle change has been an adjustment because the boys still nap, (See, miracles do happen!) and because I haven’t been feeling good I have been taking a daily nap with them.Yes you read right, a daily nap for me has become a necessity!I felt guilty at first, but then I realized that I was a better mom after a little R&R.And, to be completely honest, cuddling with Carter is one of my favorite things to do!Have you seen those cheeks?
Eden will go to her room for a while during quiet time, but she comes out rearing to go!Her theory is:
When the boys are asleep, bring the projects on!
When I came out of the bathroom on Friday she had gotten paint out, put it into containers and had the rest of the supplies all ready and waiting for approval.Like I could say no after she so carefully laid everything out.I get it, I know that crafty feeling!
I gave the A-OK and proceeded to check off some of my chores until I heard this little voice behind me. “Mom?”I turned around to see Eden’s sad face and I asked her what the problem was.Like a punch in the stomach she said, “Aren’t you going to paint with me?”
Talk about guilt!Of course I consented and we had a blast painting all kinds of masterpieces together!As we talked and laughed, I realized I was doing the most important thing in the world.My guilt was replaced with sheer satisfaction, and surprisingly accomplishment.Thank you, oh wise beautiful daughter for reminding me where my priorities need to be!Times like these make me glad I am able to be home raising my kids, or letting them raise me!
On Saturday, Eden and Damian built a radio, a horn and an alarm on their electronic playground.The best part was some quality one on one time with dad…AND when she used the alarm to wake the boys up from their naps!
"Eden, for your birthday I am going to eat lots of beans and buy you a fluffy monkey bra." (somebody tell me how disturbed I should be with this bra obsession)
"Our family has a lot of issues."
"You are making me want to say potty talk right now." Why do I want to make you talk naughty? "Because you asked me to bring the gel over to you!"
"You are 32? That is soooo old. I can't even count that high!"
Why did you pee on the carpet Landon? "Because I didn't stop and think about it, but next time I will!"
Landon what does your line leader sticker from preschool mean? "It means all the kids in my class followed me around all day. I took them to California."
"I am thinking a bad word right now. If I say it out loud am I going to get in trouble?"
How come you were sleeping so long? "I had to sleep till all my dreams came true." What did you want to come true? "I wanted to get enough beauty sleep to grow a beard."
"Dad, next time Carter needs his band aid changed, rip it off like a man!"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I am going to be just a plain daddy who rides four wheelers and sells bras."
Look, that lady has a big baby in her tummy! "Mom, why did that lady eat her baby?"
You made a huge mess! With pride: "YES I DID!"
Lean over your plate when you take a bite. "Mom, you are being bossy and I don't need any more instructions. Is this when you call me a smart Alex?"
"Please bless us that we will be safe and that we won't end up floating in space."
"Hold on. I have to tell my brain something."
"Where is heaven on the map?"
"Dad, if you invite me to your birthday party I'll get you a canoe."
"My hands smell like a volcano!"
While saluting: "I'm on it Captain!"
"I know what Carter's middle name is! Farter!"
When I drop him off at a friend's house to play: "I really need a piece of gum because my breath stinks AND my hair is sticking up!"
"Eden, do you have a headache from going to school?"
"I am now going to give myself a wedgie!"
Carter was getting in trouble at the dinner table and Landon says under his breath, "Let's have a round of applause for Landon!"
"Mom, can we PLEASE wreck your minivan in a few days so we can get a red speed car? Please?"
"Dad, where are you?" In the bathroom. "Are you taking a dump?"
"My girlfriend is bigger than me."
Landon, if you open the door while I am going to the bathroom I am going to give you a spank. "A big one or a little one?"
"I want to smell my breath."
"I am not going to be happy until your minivan turns into a jetski."
"Just one more cuddle and then you can take care of the dishes, ok mom?"
Landon, why aren't you wearing any underwear? "I don't like underwear and I am not going to wear them EVERYday!"
"Where is the green paint for the love of Pete?"
To dad at bedtime: "That is enough cuddles. Mommy is coming."
"Santa Claus is bringing me a baby brother and a remote control boat." What if he brings you a baby sister? "Then I'll just send her back."
While Trick or Treating: "That lady hooked me up!"
"Cuddle me far away. Your breath is stinky."
"When you put gel in my hair my haircut gets all mixed up!"
Landon, go to bed! "I can't! My pillow is not working."
"Don't be a punk, mom!" Landon, don't say that it's not nice. "Then Mom, don't be a terd!"
"Ow! Owww! OUCH!!" What's wrong? "I am pulling my hair!"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I want to be just like Carter!"
"Mom, that is enough talking."
I was struggling to put on a skirt I hadn’t worn in a while and I looked down and saw Landon staring at me with a puzzled look on his face. “Do you need me help you, mom?”
A lady at the store that was talking to Landon said, "You are so cute, and what is your name?" With a big ol' smile Landon proudly answered, "TROUBLE!"
Landon, what am I going to do with you? "Nothing because I am the cutest boy in the world!"
CARTER (age 6)
"Eden, for your birthday I am going to name my special freckle after you."
Name 5 things you love about yourself: "I'm cool, my muscles, my leg muscles (does that count?), I'm funny, I have a mom and dad who like to cuddle me, and I have a lot of friends."
"Don't worry mom. I asked Santa for all the expensive presents so you can have more money."
While holding a bowling pin above his head, "Landon, come here. I am NOT going to hit you with a bowling pin!"
"Lick kissing is against the rules, Landon!"
"Mom, you're the bomb.com!"
"Matthew's girlfriend is hot! I think I love her." (Oh dear)
"I've been in this world a looong time." Well, what do you think? "I think that was a really weird question you just asked me."
I love you, Carter. "FYI: I hear that a LOT."
"This is my ladies personality: (in a slow low voice) Hey Ladies, come and get me."
"Mom, someone was ringing on your phone!"
"I am going to have a girlfirend as cute as Aunt Ruth and she is going to like me back!"
"Mom, you're the one causing all the drama!"
"When I look at my rockstar jammies they make me want to dance!"
"Mom, why are your toes getting so so skinny?" Is the rest of me getting skinny? "Um, no."
"Eden, are you lonely?"
"I recognize those tickles, Dad!"
"...and please bless Santa Claus to get here safely and his reindeer that they might have the energy and strength to fly."
Landon, you have to wear underwear to bed. Everyone wears underwear to bed. "Na-uh! I bet the Lamanites never wore underwear to bed!"
"Can I have another cookie?" No. You've already had 2. "If you give me three I promise I will be quiet for a LOOOONG time!"
"My favorite hair is ponytails." How come? "Because that's the way the cheerleaders wear it."
Carter, you just dumped all the salt out! "Well, it's okay. You can just clean it up."
"What should I do if I want to be a giant when I grow up?"
"Mom, I want to take you out to dinner for your birthday but I can't drive yet."
"I love to exercise!" What do you like to do? "Watch the video."
"Mom, I will pay you a hundred bucks if you'll be nice!"
"Daaaad, stop tickling me!" Why? "Because I am going to run out of laughs!"
"Can I take a shower?" Why? "Because I am all sweaty from pushing a really big poopie out!"
"Aunt Megan, I have to go potty!" Number 1 or 2? "I have to go 100!"
"...and please bless the bug sprayer guy that he will get here safely."
EDEN (age 8)
"OooOooOoogre face. My Ogre face." Um, you know it says POKER face, right? "For real?"
"Can I introduce you to a new friend? Everyone, I would like for you to meet Mr. Midget Pencil. We are very close. Mom, he means a lot to me. Please don't throw him away."
"We are going to have a dance party every night so we can be on YouTube!"
"Dad, these milkshakes are awesome! I can totally tell you worked at Wendy's."
"Where does Santa Claus get all that money for presents? Our taxes?"
"That is annoying and freaky on so many levels!"
"Carter, you better get over here before mom's head blows off!"
"Chocolate cake! My one and only true love!" (to which Damian replies, "If you treat it like that it really is going to be.")
"...and please bless my mom to have more patience..."
"Dad, come eat dinner with us and you should probably put on some clothes that match."
"I do trust you mom, just not with chocolate!"
"I don’t want to be on the swim team." Why not?"I don’t want to be around all those boys swimming in girl underwear!"
"There is something really wrong about that bug!" What?"It’s too BIG!"
When I asked her opinion on a shirt I was trying on: "It looks cute if you want to buy it and then go on a diet."