I am not going to let life pass me by without doing something to leave my mark...quirky and imperfect as it may be! simply jami: simply for reals, simply me.
Edenofficially started first grade today! She was up last night making her lunch (complete with a shredded cheese and carrot sandwich), packing her backpack (carefully selected and coordinated… “But mom, I really think the light pink notebook matches my binder better than the hot pink.”), and picking out her accessories (sparkly bracelets and clips for her hair). She has had her outfit picked out for two weeks, and even though it was 102 degrees today I couldn’t sway her from wearing her plaid blazer!
While she was getting ready this morning the doorbell rang. Just like last year she got a delivery from the Magic School Buswishing her a great year in first grade.
Inside were a Blow Pop that said “Be kind to everyone and you’ll be Farney’s Pop Star,” Lip balm that said “For when you meet a chap,” and Nerds that said “Being smart doesn’t mean you’re a Nerd!” But my personal favorite was a package of tissues with a note that said “These are for when you miss your mom!”
She couldn’t figure out how her package got there, but she said someone knew her and must love her!Carter, on the other hand, got a sticker after he screamed through 4 immunizations at the pediatrician and had to watch his sister get on the bus without him. Poor kid got the shaft!
Today was Becky’s birthday and we got to celebrate with her for lunch! Hopefully it wasn’t the PeiWei that we ate that made her break out in hives from head to toe. I am so grateful for her friendship! She is one of those friends who no matter what I have going on after being with her I always feel better. The first time I hung out with Becky, I knew we would be friends foreverbecause she made me laugh uncontrollably. Love you Beck! Thanks for putting up with me and my roadtrips! (The really funny part was that all that dessert was for 6 of us!)
If you know me at all you know I have two of the cutest sisters, and today I get to roast…I mean toast...one of them on her birthday...
happy birthday, linds!
So, a few weeks ago Linds (a.k.a. Wein) came with me to take my kids to their swimming lesson.It is initiation protocol for their swim coach, Mrs. Linda, to force any new-spectators to stand at the edge of the pool and let the little kids learning to swim use them as a target to be splashed.This is funny in and of itself because Lindsey hates to get wet.For that reason, I was loving the prospect of watching her get drenched when Coach Linda ruined it for me.Pointing at Lindsey perched on the edge of the pool she looked at me and said, “Is this your other daughter?”
Come on…seriously?Linds is six years younger than me…SIX!
In my defense, the day before at swim practice a little girl walked up at me with a smile on her face and said, “You are so pretty” and walked off.True story, I swear.I guess old ladies can be pretty too.
Anyways, Linds you are a smokin’ hottie and age is your friend (and apparently my enemy), you lucky girl!
LINDSEY IS...
Creative as all get out!Whenever I need to pick a brain, hers is on my speed dial. She is always coming up with cute and clever creations, and you should see her handwriting.Totally safe to say that I have genius envy.
An amazing organizer.When we moved into this house she came to visit and help me organize my kitchen and most of my closets.You should see her craft room!I am currently trying to steal all of her ideas for mine.
Not afraid to tell me that my sense of style is seriously lacking.But the good part about it is she always helps me fill in my wardrobe gaps. I want to just give her a credit card in my name and have her buy two of everything so I can be cool too.
One of the best friends I have
but it hasn’t always been that way.I was the worst older sister growing up!Thanks for hanging in there sis!I don’t know what I would do without you!
Spunky!
She and Jeff are always making us laugh at their quick wit.She is good at taking me to my happy place!
The softest talker I know, the most forgiving of my faults, the best peacemaker, the most natural first time mother I have ever seen,
and the woman least aware in the world of her beauty
and talent.All that packed into her little body- so small that I could have given birth to her when I was SIX…still not over it!
If you thought this post was going to be all about bouncing Vest baby #4, then you probably haven’t talked to me in the past year…
OUR BIG NEWS:
LANDON IS POTTY TRAINED!Happy day!He was well under way when my dad encouraged me to get him started (with lots of his help…THANKS DAD!) while we were in Utah. Laugh at the picture all you want, I just had to get one of him standing on his tip toes so he can do it - 'wike Carter!'
He has only had a couple of accidents since we started, but we were having a rough time with #2.Anyways today while I was busy (asleep on the couch…shhh…) Landon came running over screaming, “Mom I went poop in the potty!”Wahoo!We immediately called dad and grandpa (who promised to send him a toy when he did the deed) and then he filled his pockets with Starbursts and m&m’s.I feel overwhelmed to be a diaper- less household after almost seven years!Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to wait so long for baby #4!?
Our other happy day bathroom news is that although Landon unrolled an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet, this time he didn’t flush!When I asked him why he did it, he said, “I didn’t do it.I was just kidding.”How can I be mad after that?
The last time he got in trouble for filling the toilet with paper it actually flooded the bathroom.Thank goodness we own a shop vac!I think it should be required equipment in the homes of everyone with a toddler boy.It has saved us both times Landon flooded the bathroom, and most recently was able to extract 12 pirates out of our clogged shower drain.For your entertainment, I am including pictures of his first bathroom (hallway, entry and part of the kitchen) flooding.However, take note that this incident was caused by leaving both faucets running full force and then joining the rest of us outside for an hour or so.
Are you ready for more happy day news?I got $67 worth of stuff for $8 at the pharmacy! How you might be asking yourself? My good looks and charm, of course! Ok, so it hasn't been that good of a day! (Coupons.) And while we are on the Optimist Express, I was sure I gained at least 5 pounds in Utah, but to my surprise when I got on the scale today I peeked through my fingers to find I had actually lost one!(This is happy news, I am currently not acknowledging the fact that muscle weighs more than fat.)To celebrate, Landon and I walked to the pool where he played and I got to submerge myself in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn.Happy day!
We were so excited to get Eden and Carter home!After our 24 hours on the road together I didn’t think I would miss them quite as much as I did, but their sweetness melts me!Poor Uncle Shayne had an eventful ride bringing them home.He left at rush hour, got stuck in traffic, had to make a pit stop for dinner, and then take two more detours for potty breaks.Obviously, he doesn’t know our road trip potty rules…so I will fill him in just in case there is a next time.
You hold it until: 1. you don’t have to go anymore, 2. you start to cry hysterically (kids), 3. you start to swear (me), 4. there is a generous shoulder and you can stand on the ledge of the car and pee out, 5. someone empties out a wide mouth plastic bottle (Damian), 6. we run out of gas.
After being in the car an extra two hours, they arrived with enough hugs to go around.Landon was clearly the most excited of us all squealing like a little girl, sitting on Carter’s lap, and smiles from ear to ear.Too cute!I wish I would have got it on video…never mind, touchy subject.
Almost before we even got hugs, Eden was proudly showing off the quilt that she made while she was with her grandma.She has been working on this quilt now for a few months.Kris let Eden pick out the fabric and said Eden sewed 99% of it herself. What was even MORE impressive is that Kris had an appointment for her to use a long-arm machine at a local quilt shop so that Eden could even quilt it herself!
Carter stayed at Jen & Shayne’s house two of the three days they were there, but on the last day Eden went to Jen’s and Carter stayed with Grandmother.When Kris asked Carter what he wanted to do, his answer surprised her.She thought he would say go get ice cream, play at the park, etc.But he told her he wanted to sew with her!So, he came home with a football quilt of his own and a pillowcase to match.Talk about being spoiled at Grandmas!
Jen and Shayne had their own way of spoiling them too!They love playing with their cousins, and Jen let Eden cook and Carter play with playdoh to top it off.It takes a whole village to raise a child, right? Thank you so much Kris and Jen for letting the kids stay!I am surprised they wanted to come home!
I stole thie rest of this post off of Jen’s blog!!!
I would have just linked to it, but she went all private on me! I had to have a copy because I thought it was so sweet, and if you don't know Jen you are in for a treat...she always cracks me up! Jen, I hope you don't mind!
Ava was in heaven. For the next2 days Carter and Ava played really well together... and have the cutest cousin connection with each other. I seriously swear that they knew each other before they came to earth.
They had fun wrestling, hiding from the camera, watching The Bee Movie, playing in the sand and on the the "swing sweat", playing with play-do, went to Tyler's for a playdate (and some sanity for me - thanks Carried!) on the Leapster (how cute are they cuddling?!!), throwing balls at each other... like I said, their little friendship is totally the cutest.
What I learned from my 4 year old nephew...
- 4 year old boys like, but only lick pickles
- pickles are "too expensive" for my sister in law to buy
- had my first experience with wiping pee off of a toilet in my own house - little boys will be little boys...
- learned that I am going to be giving birth to a transformer - bribing with treatsworks - I could get Ava and Carter to do anything... even go to bed - in the same bed - with a promise of a treat the next day (of course, after lunch - I didn't let up on all of my rules)
- my sister in law, Megan, is "the most beautiful girl in the world!"
- big boys-boys still miss their mommy and daddy at night... either that or he was trying to milk his "uptime" for longer.
Then the night before they left, Eden came over to spend the night with us and play the next day while Carter went to Mimi's house. She stayed up "late" (9am) with Shayne and I watching the girls Olympics. And it was so cute of her because the commentators were totally critiquing them... and Eden was like "it's okay if they're not perfect, sometimes you can't do everything perfectly... they did really good." It was so cute to see and defiantly something that we need to be teaching our little kids at that age... but a different spin on it because after all, it is the Olympics.
The next morning Eden and Ava had fun playing and putting their creativity to the test. They played salon (and had all of Ava's little hair things in it's own cup) and kitchen. Then during Ava and Nolan's nap time we baked a sour cream coffee cake and she watched my cooking shows with me. We had fun drooling over Rachael Ray (appetizers and dinner) and Ellie Krieger's concoctions. It was so much fun to watch with her because she really appreciates good food - like me and her mom. And then we decided that the next time we got together, we could make those meals. And I got excited because I found something that Eden and I can do together that we both love.
What I learned from my 6 year old niece...
- i feel like I'ma better Mom to a 1st grader... i love that we were able to do more advanced things together and she was able to help me out. {{The baby/toddler thing is hard for me, but I'm sure I'll say this stage I'm at now is easier once they're all in school.}} - i had to learn to give up control because she can access any ole thing she wants in the house. {it's a good thing we are eased into this as parents - i love my control, and it's only good for me to give it up gradually}
- the creativity of this girl is mind boggling
- she could get my son to smile at her with the most googly eyes ever (top right picture)... and she got him to not grunt like crazy... i asked her if she'd move in with us just for that!
- even 6 year oldsmiss their mommy and daddy at night time (it made me wonder if Ava would ever miss me like that if we were gone)
Damian had to leave early this morning because his boss was flying into town to meet with him, so Landon and I slept in…until 10:30am! I panicked when I woke up at 9:00am and tried figure out why the kids were so quiet, but then I remembered that Eden and Carter stayed in Dallas, so I hit my mental snooze button and I was out. We got almost everything unpacked and then laid down for a nap. Three hours later Landon finally woke up.
On a more heart-throbbing note, When I got home I found that Damian had been doing a little redecorating while I was gone. This is what I found in the doorway of our bedroom:
Nice, huh? It is no longer an option to close the door to the master bath, but I decided I might not want the option of privacy when I got a glimpse of my remodeled husband.
It is great to be home!
p.s. just kidding babe, we all know you look way better than this!
We did it! Another cross country trip has been conquered, but instead of feeling victorious I feel exhausted and ridden with self-imposed guilt! I have no idea how Damian can stay awake and drive for so long. We made a 'pit stop' in Colorado Springs, (thanks to the Cars movie the boys were sure we were talking about our tires) where there was a yummy dinner and bull rides waiting for us…Thanks Dirt and Megan! Then, Damian drove through the night to his parents’ house where his mom had just pulled her legendary cinnamon rolls and strata out of the oven! Whoever said traveling makes you hungry hasn’t been this route! Thanks for spoiling us!
When I tried to keep Damian company the night before so that he would be alert, he asked me to sleep instead of staying awake with him so that I could drive the last four hour stretch home. Now that I think about it, that was probably just his excuse so he wouldn’t have to listen to me ramble, but it worked. I could do four hours no problem, right? Nope. I only made it 2 hours before I had to pull over to let my eyes rest. I felt whimpy pulling over, but terrible when he insisted that he drive the rest of the way home. So sorry, Damian! You are the man! Thanks for taking care of your precious cargo.
We spent our last day busy to the max! I couldn’t think of a better way to start the morning off than spending it having breakfast with Grandma Vest, Aunt Robyn & Uncle Gene. Damian’s grandma is an incredible woman who I love dearly and admire. She has always been such a sweetheart and strength to her family and ours. It was a treat to get to see her!
We then met up with the gang at Utah Lake for a few hours of boating. Damian was stoked with the sweet slalom ski Jeff hooked him up with, and the kids had a blast surfing and swimming. I stayed with Linds and Macy, eating up every precious moment I had to hold and kiss her chubby cheeks!
We made it back to Draper just in time for the girls cupcake decorating class, but when we got there it was cancelled. To ward off any disappointment, my dad said, “Well, Justice is right across the street, and I want to treat each of my granddaughters to a new outfit!” This man knows what a girl wants! He took the boys and sent us with some cash and a time limit; just enough to grab an outfit and eat some lunch. Grab an outfit, yeah right! I had picked out at least five outfits for Eden in the first five minutes and headed off to the dressing room. After trying on each one she politely said, “It’s okay, but I don’t want to buy it.” To make a long story short, over an hour later she and her cousins had finally picked out their OWN perfect outfits and accessories. These are pictures from their fashion show.
They rescheduled the class and the girls spent the rest of the night covered in frosting and with major sugar highs.
We concluded our last day by watching Michael Phelps amazingly win his 7th gold, stuffing our faces with pizza, and taking over grandma’s bed.
When our time in Utah is up I always have mixed emotions, and this trip was no exception. On one hand I am ready to get back to routine and having my little family together, including my handsome and very helpful husband. On the other hand it is always hard to say goodbye.
Being able to be here for such a long time has brought so many blessings! I know the relationships the kids and I have with my family are so strong because of the amount of time we have spent together. I am not always saying it has been a bed of roses, but it has been a time to jam pack memories into our family history, and a time to laugh, love, and cry together. I am grateful for a supportive husband and such an incredible family that I want to spend that much time with! Thanks mom and dad for loving us and putting up with all our mess and noise. Hopefully the hugs outweighed the extra stress and clutter!
Uncle Bean visited us this morning!It was so cute to watch the kids scramble to make it up the stairs when the doorbell rang.They knew he was coming and they all wanted to be the first one to give him a hug.My kids love it when he comes to visit because he will just sit for hours and play with them.
They wrestled, played in the sand, threw balls, read books, got a ride in his truck and shared gum.(Well, Landon swiped Bean’s.Nothing like the refreshing taste of a little ABC gum.) The kids were in heaven!
I always love it when he visits too because we get to talk one on one.(Damian is not so good with details, well sharing details that is.)I am so thrilled that everything in his life is going so well, and I have never seen him this happy.I am pretty sure it has something to do with being in love with a beautiful woman…Go Jeff! Thanks for taking the time to come see us!Keep us posted on your love life!
I had big plans for today, but we stayed home all day being crafty instead. Mel and I saw a cute way to organize hair bows, but we had a crafty itch and decided to scratch and save some cash. We sewed three ribbons around a metal ring, which served as the hanger, and then hot glued the flower and jewel on. I was happy that they turned out way cuter than the ones at the store selling for $36. So, I guess I am a little selfish for telling my mom and sisters what I was giving them for their birthdays and telling them they had to help me make them. Oh well. They love me and their travel pillow and blankets anyways.
Two years ago I made Eden a nap mat cover with matching pillow and blanket. When she was done with preschool, I took it over and it has traveled with me ever since. My mom and sisters have been asking me to make them one, so I finally got around to it with their help! We cut and pinned and spent the rest of the evening covered in silk and fuzz. Inhaled fuzz and all, you are more than worth it! Happy early/late birthdays!
I had a photo shoot tonight with an adorable 2 year old girl named Andie. I had a hard time getting her to smile because she was busy checking everything out, but I got some really sweet pictures. When she put on the heels she said, "I happy now!" Girls will be girls!
Speaking of two year olds, apparently while I was gone I missed a minor home surgery. Landon stuck a button waaaay up his nose. Everyone kept telling him to quit picking his nose until he told them about the button going up there. It took a little pair of tweezers, Uncle Jeff’s steady hand and a cooperative toddler, but the stars aligned and the button came out. Moral of the story: Do not sniff buttons.
Today was $2 Tuesday for all of the venues at Thanksgiving Point, so we loaded all the kids and gear in and caravanned there. As we exited the freeway I couldn’t figure out why there were so many more cars than normal on the frontage road, and then I saw them: lines. Lines of cars, lines of people, lines of animals, lines of strollers, lines wrapped around every building…lines everywhere! I can just imagine what Damian would have been saying as we crawled through the parking lot trying to get the heck out of there. Unbelievable! The things people do for a couple of bucks. You couldn’t have paid me to fight those crowds!
So, what do you do with two car loads of kids clamoring to escape? You call movie theatres, local aquariums, and Chuck E. Cheese to see if they are also experiencing ridiculous amounts of patronage. Then what do you do when they tell you they are? You drive .2 miles to Cabela’s! Yes Cabela’s the sporting goods outdoor store. There you can see dead animals and live fish for free without the lines! Brilliant!
The kids bought it and we spent a couple of hours wandering the exhibits and aisles of camouflage. They were as happy as clams and I had my game face on as my dad challenged me at the shooting range. We each had 20 shots. When the targets were hit they would change color and then trigger some kind of movement. Whoever thought of the skunk actually spraying when hit was pretty clever. I do have to give my dad credit for finishing mere seconds before me with a perfect score, but I was so proud when my last shot activated the target…20/20 baby! Just call me Annie!
"Eden, for your birthday I am going to eat lots of beans and buy you a fluffy monkey bra." (somebody tell me how disturbed I should be with this bra obsession)
"Our family has a lot of issues."
"You are making me want to say potty talk right now." Why do I want to make you talk naughty? "Because you asked me to bring the gel over to you!"
"You are 32? That is soooo old. I can't even count that high!"
Why did you pee on the carpet Landon? "Because I didn't stop and think about it, but next time I will!"
Landon what does your line leader sticker from preschool mean? "It means all the kids in my class followed me around all day. I took them to California."
"I am thinking a bad word right now. If I say it out loud am I going to get in trouble?"
How come you were sleeping so long? "I had to sleep till all my dreams came true." What did you want to come true? "I wanted to get enough beauty sleep to grow a beard."
"Dad, next time Carter needs his band aid changed, rip it off like a man!"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I am going to be just a plain daddy who rides four wheelers and sells bras."
Look, that lady has a big baby in her tummy! "Mom, why did that lady eat her baby?"
You made a huge mess! With pride: "YES I DID!"
Lean over your plate when you take a bite. "Mom, you are being bossy and I don't need any more instructions. Is this when you call me a smart Alex?"
"Please bless us that we will be safe and that we won't end up floating in space."
"Hold on. I have to tell my brain something."
"Where is heaven on the map?"
"Dad, if you invite me to your birthday party I'll get you a canoe."
"My hands smell like a volcano!"
While saluting: "I'm on it Captain!"
"I know what Carter's middle name is! Farter!"
When I drop him off at a friend's house to play: "I really need a piece of gum because my breath stinks AND my hair is sticking up!"
"Eden, do you have a headache from going to school?"
"I am now going to give myself a wedgie!"
Carter was getting in trouble at the dinner table and Landon says under his breath, "Let's have a round of applause for Landon!"
"Mom, can we PLEASE wreck your minivan in a few days so we can get a red speed car? Please?"
"Dad, where are you?" In the bathroom. "Are you taking a dump?"
"My girlfriend is bigger than me."
Landon, if you open the door while I am going to the bathroom I am going to give you a spank. "A big one or a little one?"
"I want to smell my breath."
"I am not going to be happy until your minivan turns into a jetski."
"Just one more cuddle and then you can take care of the dishes, ok mom?"
Landon, why aren't you wearing any underwear? "I don't like underwear and I am not going to wear them EVERYday!"
"Where is the green paint for the love of Pete?"
To dad at bedtime: "That is enough cuddles. Mommy is coming."
"Santa Claus is bringing me a baby brother and a remote control boat." What if he brings you a baby sister? "Then I'll just send her back."
While Trick or Treating: "That lady hooked me up!"
"Cuddle me far away. Your breath is stinky."
"When you put gel in my hair my haircut gets all mixed up!"
Landon, go to bed! "I can't! My pillow is not working."
"Don't be a punk, mom!" Landon, don't say that it's not nice. "Then Mom, don't be a terd!"
"Ow! Owww! OUCH!!" What's wrong? "I am pulling my hair!"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I want to be just like Carter!"
"Mom, that is enough talking."
I was struggling to put on a skirt I hadn’t worn in a while and I looked down and saw Landon staring at me with a puzzled look on his face. “Do you need me help you, mom?”
A lady at the store that was talking to Landon said, "You are so cute, and what is your name?" With a big ol' smile Landon proudly answered, "TROUBLE!"
Landon, what am I going to do with you? "Nothing because I am the cutest boy in the world!"
CARTER (age 6)
"Eden, for your birthday I am going to name my special freckle after you."
Name 5 things you love about yourself: "I'm cool, my muscles, my leg muscles (does that count?), I'm funny, I have a mom and dad who like to cuddle me, and I have a lot of friends."
"Don't worry mom. I asked Santa for all the expensive presents so you can have more money."
While holding a bowling pin above his head, "Landon, come here. I am NOT going to hit you with a bowling pin!"
"Lick kissing is against the rules, Landon!"
"Mom, you're the bomb.com!"
"Matthew's girlfriend is hot! I think I love her." (Oh dear)
"I've been in this world a looong time." Well, what do you think? "I think that was a really weird question you just asked me."
I love you, Carter. "FYI: I hear that a LOT."
"This is my ladies personality: (in a slow low voice) Hey Ladies, come and get me."
"Mom, someone was ringing on your phone!"
"I am going to have a girlfirend as cute as Aunt Ruth and she is going to like me back!"
"Mom, you're the one causing all the drama!"
"When I look at my rockstar jammies they make me want to dance!"
"Mom, why are your toes getting so so skinny?" Is the rest of me getting skinny? "Um, no."
"Eden, are you lonely?"
"I recognize those tickles, Dad!"
"...and please bless Santa Claus to get here safely and his reindeer that they might have the energy and strength to fly."
Landon, you have to wear underwear to bed. Everyone wears underwear to bed. "Na-uh! I bet the Lamanites never wore underwear to bed!"
"Can I have another cookie?" No. You've already had 2. "If you give me three I promise I will be quiet for a LOOOONG time!"
"My favorite hair is ponytails." How come? "Because that's the way the cheerleaders wear it."
Carter, you just dumped all the salt out! "Well, it's okay. You can just clean it up."
"What should I do if I want to be a giant when I grow up?"
"Mom, I want to take you out to dinner for your birthday but I can't drive yet."
"I love to exercise!" What do you like to do? "Watch the video."
"Mom, I will pay you a hundred bucks if you'll be nice!"
"Daaaad, stop tickling me!" Why? "Because I am going to run out of laughs!"
"Can I take a shower?" Why? "Because I am all sweaty from pushing a really big poopie out!"
"Aunt Megan, I have to go potty!" Number 1 or 2? "I have to go 100!"
"...and please bless the bug sprayer guy that he will get here safely."
EDEN (age 8)
"OooOooOoogre face. My Ogre face." Um, you know it says POKER face, right? "For real?"
"Can I introduce you to a new friend? Everyone, I would like for you to meet Mr. Midget Pencil. We are very close. Mom, he means a lot to me. Please don't throw him away."
"We are going to have a dance party every night so we can be on YouTube!"
"Dad, these milkshakes are awesome! I can totally tell you worked at Wendy's."
"Where does Santa Claus get all that money for presents? Our taxes?"
"That is annoying and freaky on so many levels!"
"Carter, you better get over here before mom's head blows off!"
"Chocolate cake! My one and only true love!" (to which Damian replies, "If you treat it like that it really is going to be.")
"...and please bless my mom to have more patience..."
"Dad, come eat dinner with us and you should probably put on some clothes that match."
"I do trust you mom, just not with chocolate!"
"I don’t want to be on the swim team." Why not?"I don’t want to be around all those boys swimming in girl underwear!"
"There is something really wrong about that bug!" What?"It’s too BIG!"
When I asked her opinion on a shirt I was trying on: "It looks cute if you want to buy it and then go on a diet."