January 3, 2009

Virgos hope there is some truth to ASTROLOGY

Virgo (8/23 – 9/22) Outlook for 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009 | Provided by Astrology.com

Wonderful things are in store for you this year, Virgo! Wahoo! So glad I checked my Yahoo homepage today to find this out! You're experiencing tremendous feelings of rebirth and, as you release old ways of expressing yourself, So, tantrums are now out? you'll find yourself walking into all kinds of new experiences Could you please be a little more specific here? I need to plan for these things. Virgo loves to make sure everything is clear, concise and methodical oh so true, and this will help make it easy for you to graciously receive and beautifully adapt to the growth you are experiencing. I assume this does not include body fat? You'll feel very peaceful with the changes happening both inside and outside of you oh goody! Wait…can we change 'peaceful' to…ecstatic, thrilled, or giddy?, and you welcome the opportunity to express the new knowledge you gain. Express what I got, baby ready or not! Express myself…hey hey…

There's a renaissance rebirth? Really? going on within you that seems to have been asleep for sometime now You got me there! I am totally laughing out loud right now since I slept though most of 2008. You discover where the doorway is Promise it won’t be locked? and are ready to consciously find new meaning in your life As my hubs would say, I was born ready!, and to manifest who you are in your own way this could be scary. Mentally, culturally, instinctually and spiritually, you'll be going through incredible transformation this year. Just call me Megatron…more than meets the eye! Your fresh take on life will give you the ability to manifest a new reality. Fresh…I see more showers in my future. You take a big leap forward as you share these changes with others. I went from walking at the beginning of the year to leaping big at the end. I like it!

A re-emergence of your inventive and creative self will give you new ways of taking action and bringing your talents into the world. Watch out world. You will feel secure, safe is this a plug to really take my blog private and centered good with that as long as it doesn’t mean high-centered, which allows you to achieve anything you want in your life. You will feel more spiritually balanced in 2009 than ever before. I can always use that!

Virgos, looks like 2009 is our year!

Thank you Astrology.com for preparing me for my ‘Rebirth’!

5 comments:

eliza said...

sounds pretty good pour vous! I should go check out my forecast for cancer...

Tawna Wagley said...

You're freakin hilarious! Love ya!

Becky Wallace said...

Can that all actually work if Jamie (my hubby) and I are both Virgos...for some reason I think that we'd be stepping on each other.

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. Too bad I'm not a Virgo, we Leos never get the good horoscopes.

Unknown said...

You are so funny!!